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‘I Love Strippers’ tattoo gets man kicked out of bar
MAYNARDVILLE, TN – You can wear your heart on your sleeve, but you can’t have a tattoo on your neck expressing your love for exotic dancers and expect to drink at Bubba Brew’s! The bar sits on a barge,...
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Texas legislators try again to pass anti-abortion bill
AUSTIN, TX – The Texas Legislature has opened round two of its special sessions with Fort Worth State Senator Wendy ‘The Filly Buster’ Davis ready for a re-match with Governor Rick ‘Oops I’ve Done It...
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Jennifer Lopez apologizes for singing to dictator
TURKMENISTAN – It’s a good thing Jennifer Lopez was a Maid In Manhattan, because she’s got some serious cleaning up to do after serenading one of the world’s most repressive leaders for his birthday....
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Edward Snowden applies for asylum in Russia
MOSCOW, RUSSIA – Where is Edward Snowden? Officials seem to believe he’s still hanging out in Moscow’s International Airport. But the big question Monday was will he get to stay in Russia. The...
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Paypal launches Paypal Galactic for space travel
OMAHA, NE – Wasn’t it Captain Kirk who called space ‘the final frontier’? If that’s true, you knew it wouldn’t be long before business found a way to cash in on that last bastion of potential commerce....
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Minnesota Iceman resurfaces on Sixth Street
AUSTIN, TX – Hey Bigfoot geeks, this is sure to peak your primal interest. A Texan has tracked down the Minnesota Iceman. Back in the 1960s, the frozen creature was paraded around from town to town...
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Arizona Cardinals player runs 25 mph on treadmill
GLENDALE, AZ – Normal people running on the treadmill might average between five or six miles per hour. If you’re really in shape bump that up to seven to eight. Arizona Cardinals receiver Robert Gill...
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Best. Bread. Ever.
This recipe incites joy and compliments! For best results, make it for a crowd. You will feel treated by the flavors, and the praise. Amazing Garlic Bread – Feel treated Ingredients ½ cup softened...
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Hotel under construction collapses during fire
HOUSTON, TX – A massive fire in Cy-Fair took firefighters over an hour to battle a 4-alarm blaze, after a hotel under construction caught fire. The blaze even started a few grass fires, but it was...
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Taco Bell customers find $3600 in drive-thru order
KENTWOOD, MI – Usually when you go to Taco Bell the only jackpot you know you’re going to get is some extra hot sauce. But three hungry customers in Michigan hit a super-size one. When they pulled...
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Girls rush College World Series field for one expensive selfie
OMAHA, NE – For many, social media is never out of reach, and with a quick profile picture update at arm’s length. But now three sisters with a knack at snapping sensational self-portraits have snagged...
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77-year-old pro golfer to pose nude for ESPN ‘Body Issue’
JUPITER ISLAND, FL – When you think of skin and sports, your mind always goes to the Washington Redskins, of course. Or not. Well, Sports Illustrated is not the only magazine that mixes the thrill of...
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Houston churches turn cold shoulder to Boy Scouts
HOUSTON, TX – West Conroe Baptist Church is the latest to cut ties with Boy Scouts, since the organization opted to let gay kids take-part. In a statement, Dr. Jay Gross said in part: “The revision is...
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Houston Chronicle’s SciGuy is coming to NewsFix
You don’t have to be Einstein to know that Eric ‘SciGuy’ Berger makes science cool. SciGuy is Houston Chronicle’s space, weather and science reporter, covering everything “from nanometers to parsecs.”...
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Woman gets stuck in donation bin, calls 911
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – First responders get all sorts of wacky calls. Oklahoma City fire officials got a call from a woman stuck in a donation bin. The woman said she dropped a few bags into a Positive...
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Asian tiger mosquito invading parts of U.S.
HOUSTON – Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the Asian Invasion! No, we’re not pulling a Paula Deen here. We’re talking about a mosquito called the Asian Tiger mosquito. According to some reports by...
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Limited edition Sig 1911 Spartan Commander
Jim talks about the limited edition Sig 1911 Spartan Commander with the motto ‘Come and Take’. …
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Man tries stealing lawnmower on bicycle
SARASOTA, FL – Anyone with a lawn can tell you that grass really grows fast in the summer. Maybe that’s why 53-year-old Michael Barwick needed a mower. But he didn’t go to Lowe’s or Home Depot to get...
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Woman sues plastic surgeon for posting nose job pictures
NEW YORK, NY – Some of us like to show off our hard work like with a trophy or certificate or something. But one plastic surgeon’s boasting is coming back to haunt him. New York doctor, Grigoriy...
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Houston doctor returns Vietnamese man’s amputated arm
HOUSTON, TX – Here’s a very humorous story that not only spans the world, but stands the test of time. It all started in Vietnam around 1966 a 27-year-old American military doctor took on an unlikely...
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