Supreme Court sidesteps UT’s affirmative action suit
WASHINGTON, DC – The U.S. Supreme Court is jerking us around like some late-night infomercial, you know where they always tell us, ‘But wait! There’s more!’ The Supremes had 11 decisions to reveal this...
View ArticlePicking out the right pet at the Humane Society
Craig goes the Houston Humane Society shelter to show off the wide range of adoptable pets they offer and of course, finds the one dog with a similar beard. …
View ArticleEdward Snowden vanishes in Moscow
MOSCOW, RUSSIA – Edward Snowden, the high-school dropout who pilfered secrets about how America gathers intel on U.S. citizens and people around the world may still be in Moscow. Thanks to Russian...
View ArticleTexas House passes wide-ranging anti-abortion bill
AUSTIN, TX – Texas House Democrats tried just about every trick in the book, including staying away, in their efforts to bill-a-buster a wide-ranging anti-abortion bill. But the Republican-controlled...
View ArticleSkywire walker Nik Wallenda gets support from Joel Osteen
HOUSTON, TX – While we were all freaking out watching Nik Wallenda walk across the Grand Canyon on a high-wire, you may have noticed there was someone there with him, providing a special kind of safety...
View ArticleHow to survive the Houston summer heat
From old biker tricks to the obvious, Grego gives you a few tips to survive the brutal Texas heat. Check it out! …
View ArticleMan high on mushrooms rips off own penis
YPSILANTI TOWNSHIP, MI – Drugs are bad! An Ohio man almost died when he started to trip his balls off only to end up ripping part of his own “d” out! The self-mutilation happened in Michigan, were...
View ArticleJustin Bieber gets put on Vegas skydiving no fly list
LAS VEGAS, NV – First Justin Bieber spit on his neighbor, then he left his pet monkey in Germany and he got banned from the Passage Club in Austria, after 178 fans were treated for Bieber fever. Now...
View ArticleChina factory workers hold American boss hostage
BEIJING, CHINA – Things can get a little out of control at the office, but for one guy life at work is revolting. Literally revolting. He’s Chip Starnes, co-owner of Specialty Medical Supplies, a...
View ArticleCommissioners’ court wants more information on Dome proposal
HOUSTON, TX – Harris county Commissioners Court voted unanimously on Tuesday to send a $194 million proposal to turn the Astrodome into a convention center to the county budget office, county attorney...
View ArticleReverend thinks wedding needs flash mob, it’s a hit
BLYTH, UK – Wedding bliss or a wedding miss? So far, it seems like a typical wedding in Blyth, United Kingdom. But wait for it….a flash mob! The lovebirds, Gary and Tracy Richardson, along with...
View ArticleFourth anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death
LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s hard to believe, but Tuesday marks the fourth anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death. His overdose from the surgical anesthetic propofol landed his doctor in prison, and drama is...
View ArticleOn the hunt for Edward Snowden
MOSCOW, RUSSIA – Somewhere on this spinning blue marble we like to call Earth is Eddie ‘The Snowman’ Snowden, the high-school dropout who gained access to some of America’s top-secret secrets, gave...
View ArticleSupreme Court issues decision on Voting Rights Act of 1965
WASHINGTON, DC – Fifty years ago, scenes of racism and voter discrimination in parts of the Deep South led to the signing the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Among the provisions of the act, Texas, most...
View ArticleTexas set to execute 500th death-row inmate
HUNTSVILLE, TX – It’s D-day for a Texas death row inmate. 51-year-old Kimberly McCarthy is scheduled to be executed Wednesday in Huntsville for the murder of her 70-year-old neighbor Dorothy Booth back...
View ArticleWhere are our manners?
What has happened to American’s manners? Grego goes off on how America has lost its manners and offers a bit of advice on how to correct this issue. …
View ArticleJim Carrey says his new movie Kick-Ass 2 is too violent
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA – Jim Carrey is being a real grinch when it comes to his upcoming movie Kick-Ass 2. The actor tweeted, “I did Kickass a month b4 Sandy Hook and now in all good conscience I cannot...
View ArticleWhite t-shirts make men 12% sexier
NOTTINGHAM, UK – And now, a groundbreaking scientific discovery. Women think guys who wear white t-shirts are hotter than men who wear other colors of t-shirts. 12% hotter. Not 13%. Not 11%… 12% sharp....
View ArticleLady of Guadalupe in a Bikini?
SANTA FE, NM – A New Mexico magazine is drawing fire for a picture some call blasphemous. On the cover of the Santa Fe Reporter is a picture of Our Lady of Guadalupe in a bikini. The editor of the...
View ArticlePentagon announces plans to integrate women in combat
WASHINGTON, DC – Move over G.I. Joe, a whole new batch of G.I. Janes could be taking over. The Pentagon announces new plans to integrate women into front-line and combat roles, including elite combat...
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