PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – You know it’s got to be hard being a Li’l guy trying to play with the big boys and their big toys.
You don’t want to appear soft, but down deep inside, you know you have a raging case of, well, size envy.
It doesn’t help when you look around and you see your Uncle Sam is very well-endowed in that special area.
Yeah, and sometimes so big that he needs help just getting it up.
So you do what every Li’l guy would like to do if given the chance. You haul out your straight shooter, show it off a little bit, let the other boys see what you got and that you know how to use it.
Yeah, okay, we know what you’re thinking: ‘Why are guys so obsessed with big phallic objects?’
That’s because, when it comes to international warfare, the bigger the toys, the bigger the noise.
North Korea’s Li’l Kim Jong Un was making plenty of noise last month when he kept dishing out daily threats about shooting his load on South Korea and the United States.
Those hard threats have apparently gone soft, because US officials say Li’l Kim has pulled out his two Musudan missiles from their launch sites and moved them back to the barn.
Something tells us Li’l Kim will be exposing those bad boys again, and maybe next time he’ll need to prove he’s not just playing, with himself.
